Google Translates My Favorite Books

Hello and happy Thanksgiving-eve!!
So I have a tiny confession to make–I am obsessed with The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. There! I said it! Like it’s almost hilarious how much I have binged over the weekend.
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But during my binge-athon I came across his segment where him and the interviewees sing popular songs that have gone through the infamous Google Translate. Now after my watching this fourth one, the idea struck me–what would come out of Google if I had it translate some of my favorite book’s synopsis‘? Thus this post was born. As an example of the hilarity of all of this, I thought I would start off with translating my Blog’s name:
My name, fictionally Sam, translated back to English from Khomer is: Sam Sam invented.
What a time to be alive.
I honestly don’t even know what to say after that, so grab some popcorn, get comfy, and lets see what happens!

(Click on the Cover/Title to be taken to the actual synopsis!)


A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)Court of False and Anger

Feyre was forced to leave the Amarantha back to the Court of Justice-and pay. Although he now has the power of High Fae, his heart remains intact, he can never forget the awesome thing he did to save people in Tamlin.
Feyre also remembers his relationship with Rhysand, the Supreme Court of the Federal Court of Justice. As Feyre walks on her political system, hunger, and brightness, something worse-and it can be a major obstacle. But only if he can hold his musical gift, heal his soul, and decide how to look for his future-and the future of the world will go into two.
With more than one million copies of the beloved Throne Glass system, the famous legendary story of Sarah J. Maas brings this second book into a series of complimentary and exciting scenarios. new.

Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda (Creekwood, #1)Simon against planning Homo Sapiens

Sixteen-year-old and not-so-openly gay Simon Spier prefers to save his drama for the school musical. But when an email falls into the wrong hands, his secret is at risk of being thrust into the spotlight. Now Simon is actually being blackmailed: if he doesn’t play wingman for class clown Martin, his sexual identity will become everyone’s business. Worse, the privacy of Blue, the pen name of the boy he’s been emailing, will be compromised.
With some messy dynamics emerging in his once tight-knit group of friends, and his email correspondence with Blue growing more flirtatious every day, Simon’s junior year has suddenly gotten all kinds of complicated. Now, change-averse Simon has to find a way to step out of his comfort zone before he’s pushed out—without alienating his friends, compromising himself, or fumbling a shot at happiness with the most confusing, adorable guy he’s never met.

Every Heart a Doorway (Wayward Children, #1)Every heart is the Way

House of Eleanor West for Inadequate Children
There is no agreement
No guests
There is no mourning
Children always disappear; passing through the shade under the bed or behind the dress, breaking the rabbit hole and into the well, and entering another place.
But magic is no longer necessary for children’s miracle.
Nancy is okay, but now she is back. What he got … they change people. Children under the supervision of Miss West understand well. Each of them looks for ways to return to their own homeland.
Nancy’s Outlet is a change in Home. There is darkness around the corner, when tragedy is, Nancy and her new schoolmates will come in.
Despite the payment.

Breaking Dawn (Twilight, #4)The rain is shining

To become irrevocably in love with a monster is both fantasy and nightmares weaving into the ever-harder reality for Bella Sun danger. Drawing in one direction with her passion for Edward Coulins, and in another, as she has deep affection for Jacob’s black corn cabbage, she has endured years of temptation, loss, and chaotic conflicts to advance. To the final turning point. Her close decision to join the dark world, but the immortality of the immortality or the pursuit of human life became a lineage, with the two tribes being hanged.
Now that Bellela has made her decision, an unprecedented chain is going to have a devastating and incomprehensible consequence. Only when Bella’s discovery of life was first discovered in Twilight and then found and torn in New Moon and Eclipse, seemingly ready to heal and wrapped together. Will they ever be destroyed forever?

The Wall of Winnipeg and MeWallen and I wallpapers

Vanessa Mazur knows she does the right thing. She should not feel bad about quitting smoking. As an assistant / guardian / king, the king to the top defense in the National Football League was supposed to be a temporary. She has no plans, and none of them, including a larger laundry than is needed.
But when Aiden Graves appears at the door, she wants her to come back, she is really excited.
For two years, a man known as Vincent’s Wall did not find it in him to tell her or thank her on her birthday. Now? He asked unexpectedly.
What do you say to a man who uses to get everything he wants?

What do you think? Do you think Google got it right? Let me know down below!



  1. Heather @ The Frozen Book Blog

    November 21, 2018 at 1:03 pm

    I can’t stop laughing at Bella’s deep affection for Jacob’s black corn cabbage. 😂😂😂😂

    1. sammers65

      November 21, 2018 at 1:16 pm

      HAHAHAHAHAHA I LITERALLY CHOKED ON THAT PART WHEN I READ IT. Google is the best LOLOLOL I need that on a shirt

  2. Clo @ Book Dragons

    November 22, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    I was so confused when you were on about cabbage like….did I miss something? Yes, yes I missed this hilarious post! Loved it sam

    1. sammers65

      November 23, 2018 at 1:03 pm

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 greatness is Jacobs cabbage

  3. Jayvel

    November 23, 2018 at 4:23 am

    The translated titles were so hilarious I can’t 😂😂

    1. sammers65

      November 26, 2018 at 2:53 pm

      Legit laughed for 45 minutes while translating each of them. GOLD.

  4. Kaleena @ Reader Voracious

    November 26, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    This is the funniest thing that I have ever read and I am legit cackling.

    1. sammers65

      November 26, 2018 at 2:53 pm

      LOL, I aim to please xD

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  6. Ren Strange

    March 2, 2019 at 9:00 am

    OMG! This was so funny! I’ll have to try this for myself. BTW, you should check out Translator Fails on YouTube if you haven’t. She takes songs and puts them through Google Translate and then performs the songs. It’s hilarious!

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      March 4, 2019 at 12:13 pm

      I LOVE THOSE! I found her earlier this year and it’s been a time! LMAO! Thank you for stopping by!

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